January 2012
Customers from Day 2 of Vintage Modern...
very aggressive couple banging on the door to get in at 11:45—WE OPEN AT NOON DOLTS!
man with too much coffee
woman with a fly navajo backpack who erin tried to pawn a doughnut on
a weirdo selling a meat grinder
a very tall man with an interest in art
a boyfriend who was REALLY into Journey
major DILF
4-year-old girl with a barbie that’s for 10-year-olds. “don’t you...
Customers from Day 1 of Vintage Modern...
the best-smelling gay couple ever
a hound dog
a cutie with an old-school red hoodie and a hardware bag
a woman who has been dating her match.com boyfriend for a month and is completely in love, terrified and elated. she also has great hair.
older gentleman who told me i had the face and legs of a dominatrix. he hasn’t slept with his wife since ‘97, and was meeting a lady caller at...
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“We were playing a game with chickens and eagles and I told him he could take the...”
– boy in my dentist office
“If it isn’t black, inky and many-armed, don’t befriend it.”
– Miranda July | my future
